Lock It Up
March 31st, 2006Think like a thief. You’re strolling along, minding your own business, when you come across a perfectly good bike, leaning up against a tree. You can hardly believe your eyes, but … it isn’t locked!
Now you didn’t leave your house this morning, thinking, “I think I’ll steal a bike today.” It’s not like bikes are your specialty or anything. But this one’s hot and it’s practically got an invitation flashing: STEAL ME!!! So you do. In 6 seconds flat, you’re gone.
That’s all it takes. You think you can just lean your bike against a tree while you pop in to grab a cup of coffee and maybe you can. But if you can’t get back and put your hands on that bike in 6 seconds flat, you can’t catch the guy that grabs it.
The short version? Lock it up. Not sometimes. Any time. All the time. If you’re not on it, lock it.
These are the tips:
- DO NOT lock it to something that can be stolen along with it. Locking the front wheel to the frame, for instance, is not going to do you any good.
- DO lock it to something fixed and unmovable. If it can be cut (like a chain link fence), bent (like a tree) or broken (like a flimsy rail), your bike is not secure.
- DO NOT loop the lock over something. Bikes with their locks looped over the tops of posts make bike thieves laugh. (Just before they steal your bike. And for days afterward.)
- DO lock your bike among other bikes. Why not improve your odds? If you can lock your bike next to an even hotter-looking bike, all the better.
- DO NOT lock your bike in a dark, secluded area. This is like giving a thief privacy. With so much time on their hands, they might just take a nail file to your lock. Aim for busy, well-lit areas that scorn thieves.
- DO take up the slack. The tighter the lock, the harder it is to pry loose. Make the bastards work for it.
- DO NOT lock your bike in the same place. Bike thieves are predators. They prowl their turf like hungry animals. A bike in the same place every day starts to look tasty.
- DO buy a steel chain lock that will require heavy machinery to cut. If it needs a combination, that’s great.
- DO NOT lose the combination.
- DO run the lock through your frame AND your front wheel AND a solid, immovable object. Adding a lock to the back wheel is a good idea too.
- DO NOT leave the key in the lock.
- DO look back. Always check the lock again before you walk away. Not that you’d forget anything. But just in case you did.
Either way, it’s about 6 seconds – to steal it or to get it right — and totally up to you.





